Dramatis Personae

Dramatis Personae:

Keith, or Bear, a 61 year old male

Jody, or Beaver, a 57 year old crippled female

Bloodroot, or Goat, our 27 year old son

Bird, our collapsible manual wheelchair

Tinky-Winky, my walker

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Thursday, February 13, 2014 - Big Bend National Park & the Real Texas

Today we’re up early and out the door, heading east to the park before breakfast but long after sunrise.  As it is February, perhaps I should say relatively early.  We stop to buy gas, our entire lives now revolving around satisfying Pearl’s seemingly unquenchable thirst and our lingering fear of empty gas tanks.  Checking the park map in the gas station, we note the nearest picnic table location with some chagrin.  We buy some tea and settle in for a long haul.

Driving into the park, we stamp our passports at the Panther Junction Visitor Center.   Outside the center, the park has planted a garden of flowers that grow in the desert.  We see creosote bush, acacia, prickly pear, agave, and various cacti.  As we walk through the garden, I see numerous six foot tall completely dead spiny, spiky sticks.  Why has the Park Service left such frightful looking things amidst this pretty garden?  Have they resorted to passive-aggressive crowd control methods to keep the tourists at bay?  Ah no, we’ve found the magical Ocotillo plant that grows leaves and big red blossoms within 48 hours of rainfall.  Without rain, we see only the scary stick.

Returning to Pearl, we stop at the first picnic spot we find.  The gods of camping smile upon us, although I can’t camp anymore.  In this very arid park, we’ve found a table sitting in a lovely copse of medium sized willow trees.  The tree leaves dapple the sunlight, shading us, important here even in February.

Bloodroot carefully retrieves our stove and from Pearl’s hat.  At $160, the cost of our new Primus Firehole far exceeds the price of any camping stove we’ve ever owned or even contemplated owning.  I recall buying tents and sleeping bags for less.  Remember those old Coleman stoves we all had?  And all of the craziness we’d employ creating windscreens for them?  “OK, Keith, stand over there.  Bloodroot – you to the right of him.  Hold your tent bags. Up!  To the left now!  Block the wind!”   With recessed burners deep inside the box, our high tech stove lights and heats in full wind. 

Camping-the new high tech. But shouldn’t young people have to use the old Coleman stoves?  Just to toughen them up a bit?  Just think, early one morning, we magically replace all smart phones with Coleman stoves.  I can hear Bloodroot already, ”Hey, what’s the story with the Wi-Fi on this big green screen?” Would mass starvation ensue?  Would we create an apocalypse? Or maybe just the plot line for an installment of The Hunger Games where the old people are the good guys?

Keith and Bloodroot prepare a great breakfast of bacon and eggs.  As a mother, I proudly reflect that Bloodroot wouldn’t starve even if a Coleman camping stove replaced his i-phone, although he may subsist on nothing but bacon for the remainder of his life.  I’m not sure that bacon and eggs have ever tasted so good! 

During breakfast, we hear a creaking noise.  We wander off to explore.  Not far from our copse we discover an old windmill, one of those ancient rusty contraptions forever associated in my mind with the depression and dust bowl.  Nearly a hundred years old, the windmill still pumps a bit of water out onto the land, greening the area surrounding the picnic table.  The water spurts out rhythmically as the pump gears clack and turn.



Dugout Wells, green and shaded, sits amongst the remains of 1920s farms.  Exuberant farmers once irrigated the Rio Grande’s floodplain growing cotton until the depression took all.

After our refreshing breakfast, we pack up and head down to the river where the boys plan to hike the Boquillas Canyon trail.  We meet two park employees with a backhoe digging something or another.  Keith immediately notices the woman’s fine, powerful and costly Zeiss binoculars.  An unfailingly polite bear, I’ve never previously seen Keith stare at a woman’s chest.  I see the gears turning in his head as he considers leaving me for her.  “I’m taking a bird census,” she states, interrupting his ruminations.

We discuss birds found in Big Bend National Park.  She directs us to a path near a boat ramp where Sven and I can drive right next to the water.  We follow her directions and look out over the river flowing by, wide and lazy, enjoying the spring sunshine with us.



Down by the river, Keith and Bloodroot begin a sword fight with bamboo-like rushes.  Bloodroot towers over Keith but always loses these competitions despite his far greater reach.  Keith chases Bloodroot bonking him on the head repeatedly.  Bloodroot lacked a father growing up and never learned these games, nor does he ever tire of them.

The boys take off on the Boquillas Canyon hike.  Their trail climbs up and over a hill then descends following the river for a wee bit.  Enterprising Mexicans ride horses across the border and set out twisted wire scorpions on rocks hoping to entice the tourists.  The Mexican merchants leave notes in English beside the mini-sculptures assuring us that sale proceeds fund schooling for their kids across the border.   Whether true or not, what a tug on the heartstrings!  The US Park service has given us detailed lectures about NOT buying anything from these entrepreneurs. 

We pile back into Pearl and discover the most amazing thing - the Boquillas Border crossing.  The crossing opened in 2013, unmentioned in our pre-2013 guidebooks.  We failed to bring our US passports with us.  Keith doesn’t believe in the post-2001 seriousness of US borders and drives up to the crossing imploring Bloodroot to ask if we can pretty please cross.  Bloodroot complies, although certain that this will be the stupidest question asked the border patrol all day.  Bloodroot returns with the expected answer, “No US passport; No crossing.”  From now on, should we plan to venture within 100 miles of any US border, we’ll put the damn things in the glove compartment.

We drive away, playing Wall of Voodoo’s Mexican Radio full blast, singing along to celebrate at least looking into Mexico.

Eschewing the far eastern side of the park, we return to the park’s center and climb into the Chisos Mountains, the highest in the park.  Up, up, up Pearl ascends, taking the switchbacks with ease.  “See, I’m strong,” she purrs.  We park at the visitor center.

The Chisos Mountains, named for an extinct Indian tribe, are tall enough to attract moisture.  Daily autumn rains bring the moisture which sustains the basin all year.  The park exhibits speak of the area gradually drying over the past ten thousand years, leaving the high mountains cooler, wetter islands.  The bigger trees gradually died out, losing the battle to the more arid climate.

But a park volunteer tells us otherwise.  In the late 1800s, miners and mining companies completely denuded the park taking every tree and scrap of wood they could find for mine supports.  No longer forested, desiccation began.  The forest has never returned.  Chisos now has scrub trees and much more green than the desert floor below, but no forest. 

The boys head out on the Basin Loop Trail while I investigate the park’s sole handicap accessible trail, the Window View Trail.  Sven and I motor out to a bench overlooking the area.  Mountains surround me as I gaze out over the Chisos Basin, the left hand side much greener than the right.  The mountains funnel water into a stream pouring out through a window dropping to the desert far below.  I peer out through the distant opening listening to birdsong while the wind blows around me.  Birds fly everywhere.  I write. 


The boys return from their short hike.  “Not much of a trail, Beaver,” Keith says.  “We saw a couple of valleys.  I think this is a prequel to tomorrow’s Lost Mine Trail hike.” “We ran into some deer and woodpeckers,” Bloodroot chimes in, far less disillusioned.

Pearl glides down the mountain toward the Ross Maxwell Scenic Drive again.  Keith abruptly stops her, jumping out to chase and photograph some bird he sees.  I love him so much!  Bloodroot takes the wheel, guiding Pearl through the desert.  He parks alongside the road while we all nap for half an hour.  Waking, we watch the sun set over the mountain range behind us throwing shadows that creep up the range before us.  Darkness descends; the moon rises.  We leave the park.



Back in Terlingua, far too tired to cook, we decide to dine at the bar next to and a part of our hotel.  We assuage our guilt by noting that we did eat both breakfast and lunch in the park. 

The bar/restaurant occupies two floors, the upstairs consisting of both a restaurant and a promising outdoor deck.  Lacking a ramp or an elevator, we can’t go upstairs.  We sit downstairs with the cigarette smoke.  Locals flagrantly ignore a sign proclaiming “Smoking on Deck Only”. 

Downstairs we sit at one of about ten dark tables.  To our left we find an extensive bar.  In front of us we see a cleared area with a microphone, microphone stand, speakers and chair for a singer.   Offering cigarettes at a mere $8 per pack, a cigarette machine stands in the bar’s back corner.  Have we fallen into a time warp? We explain cigarette machines, an embarrassing blast from our past, to Bloodroot.  Very large, very drunken Texans occupy the table next to us, including two assholes smoking.  Frankly, not wishing to be pummeled by their fists, I’m content to let them smoke.  Eventually the drunken smokers leave.  Unfortunately, their stench remains behind.

We’ve entered the real Texas, where folks don’t want the government or anyone telling them what to do, including commonsense things like not smoking.  I order a hamburger and home cut fries, recalling my erstwhile friend Alma’s advice, “Buy what the restaurant excels at.  A salad will suck in a bar.”  Alma knows her restaurants well, being the sole person in her 50s I’ve encountered completely incapable of cooking.  And she’s right.  I enjoy my hamburger while dipping my fries in mayonnaise.  What else could I want?

A local man, guitar in hand, takes the chair and microphone and begins to play.  It’s awful.  The audience begins shouting.  The man stops, adjusts the soundboard and begins again.  He’s really good.  We hear original songs about alien abductions, opera and moving to the zip code 79852, explaining why you’d move here.  “I found myself in the middle of nowhere…”

After the performance the bar clears.  Perhaps people do have day jobs here.  We buy a CD from the singer Alex, learning that his wife sings opera.  No one appears to be from here, but they all moved here, drawn by the idea of living in the middle of nowhere, away from the city, away from mortgages, away from rules, away from lights to a place where you can be yourself, look at the myriad stars and just live.


I’ve found the Texas I’d so feared.  The West Texas of the movies.  The Texas of certain police harassment due to our Colorado license plates.  What did we find?  Kind, loving people.  People feeding Bloodroot because he appears too thin to them.  People interrupting their work day to measure a door to be sure the wheelchair would fit.  Everything I thought was wrong.  Time to examine my own prejudices!

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