Dramatis Personae

Dramatis Personae:

Keith, or Bear, a 61 year old male

Jody, or Beaver, a 57 year old crippled female

Bloodroot, or Goat, our 27 year old son

Bird, our collapsible manual wheelchair

Tinky-Winky, my walker

Friday, February 19, 2016

Wednesday, March 5, 2014—Samurai Cross Texas

Waking once more at our miserable Dallas Airbnb, we cook a hearty breakfast of bacon and eggs. I had forgotten how much I abhor air mattresses. I can’t say that any of us slept soundly, comfortably, or well, except maybe Barkley back at his house in Indiana. The noise of the air pumps starting up, then clattering to a halt, plus the serious discomfort of the mattress had us up most of the night. Following breakfast, we wash up and leave quickly, glad to be shut of the place. And Airbnb asks for a review. We delegate this chore to Bloodroot, hoping he can approach this task with more discretion than I can summon at the moment as I continue to bitch.

Today we plan to drive five hours from Dallas to Lubbock. Bloodroot interjects, “Mom, Dad, the Kimbell Museum in Fort Worth, Texas has a wonderful traveling exhibit of samurai armor. I saw this show when I lived in Paris. It’s fantastic. I could see it twenty times! Also, Fort Worth lies one hour west of Dallas, on the way. Traveling there first will knock an hour off of our drive later today.”

All animals and Pearl in agreement, Bear steers Pearl around the outer perimeter of Dallas, catches I-30 and cruises over to the Kimbell Art Museum. Bear immediately approves of the museum’s architecture, split into two buildings, with parking underground. The buildings look mid-century modern although built much later. The original Kahn building (1972, named for the architect) has multiple rounded glass roofs that resemble a greenhouse. Piano (2013, an Italian architect) designed his building to blend seamlessly with the earlier, yet added environmental sensibilities through material choice and by maximizing the use of natural light. This building fits snugly into the land, one story aboveground, mirroring the Kahn’s height, with a colonnaded pavilion and over-hanging glass eaves.

After parking Pearl underground, we use the handy elevator to ascend to museum level. We enter and pay at the Piano building, finding the traveling samurai armor collection to the left of the lobby. Viewed from the foyer, the armor looks like creations in bamboo. Upon closer examination, we find the armor comprised of myriad small half-inch to two-inch lacquered iron pieces sewn together. The design provides maximum protection while retaining vitally important flexibility. How much of someone’s life would be consumed making even one set of armor?

The armor covered every bit of a warrior’s body with chest pieces, shin guards and leggings. As the samurai covered and guarded their faces too, intricate helmets sprout grand dragons or other scary things. The helmets have a hole beneath the chin to release sweat. Although indispensable, the armor must have been bloody hot.

The military samurai class devoted their lives to the art of war, perfecting their use of arrows, swords, spears and, in time, guns. The Japanese quickly copied the Portuguese match lock rifle, and guns eventually played an important role in their feudal wars. In response, armor evolved plates—better for deflecting bullets. Despite all the advances in firearms, proficiency in archery remained important to showcase an individual’s warrior aptitude.

Samurai also armored their horses. I find the dragons’ heads on the horse face masks compelling. This armor, also comprised of a multitude of small iron bits, shows as much care in its creation as the human armor. A mounted warrior without his trusty steed isn’t worth much, eh? Imagine teaching a horse, your military partner, to fight covered in all that hot stuff.

The Samurai Armor show comes to the DAM (Denver Art Museum) in March 2016.

Following the armor, we visit the permanent collection, first in the Piano building. The museum has adopted a refreshingly minimalist tack, displaying only one or two items per era or culture and then moving on. We see a very good old Greek vase featuring the Goddess Nike, and some Egyptian pieces, one still bearing ancient paint. We find viewing fewer objects far easier than the three days we once spent in the Louvre.

We cross over to the Kahn building which holds European art after 1800. We enjoy green Impressionist paintings (Monets),  a few Picassos, and my favorite, a very cool Van Gogh with a yellow sky, blue and brown houses, and green vegetation with stunning red spots. That boy was such a master of color.

The Kahn building also houses the Museum Café, where we buy small lunch plates of excellent food, slowly savoring our delicious relaxing lunch. Many museums now lease their restaurants to people having appropriate culinary expertise as opposed to art history skills. The Kimbell correctly considers the fare good enough to sell the restaurant cookbook in the gift shop. On our way out, we gaze at the book, but decline, buying only a coffee mug and a large coffee table book depicting the samurai armor.

Still having far to travel today, we roll back to the parking garage, reunite with Pearl and drive away around 2:30.

We pick up I-30 again which quickly melds into I-20. Westward ho! We head for Abilene, Lubbock and our proverbial home in the west. Casting a sideways glance at my husband, I note that as his beard grows, Keith more and more resembles one of his rugged Scottish ancestors from the Hebrides. Once he would have piloted a sailing ship in the North Atlantic; now he guides Pearl across the North American plains.

During the afternoon, the land changes throughout our four-hour excursion.

First we see fields newly plowed—field after field after field—awaiting cotton seed. Or perhaps already impregnated, seeds holding their breath, waiting for the sun to warm the land before sprouting out of brown-red earth. The few trees on our route haven’t yet shed winter’s gray coat to leaf out and greet the glory of spring.

The land dries and rises morphing into vast cattle ranches and mesas. Passing by Abilene, we listen to Dave Alvin sing Abilene. Bloodroot and I sing along loudly, irritating Bear.

Further west, the earth becomes too dry for cattle. Slowly desert scrub conquers the land, littered with hundreds of oil wells. Once again, we drive through a petrochemical haze. Are we in Texas or Louisiana?

The windmill farms appear. Some of the tall white windmills spin, some stand silently awaiting digital orders.

Fifty miles past Abilene, we exit the freeway, turning northwest toward Lubbock. We again pass freshly plowed, newly seeded fields, followed by wind farms on the drier land, spotted with cattle ranches and long thin mesas. We see oil wells again. Then, once again, we return to newly plowed cotton fields. The world looks flat as far as the eye can see.

Pulling into town at dusk, we seek tonight’s Airbnb. Back and forth, up and down we drive. Although spread out, Lubbock is not a big place, but spaciness and road weariness hinder our search. Finally, as full night descends, we find our quarry. The Airbnb, a house among others on an unremarkable street, sports nothing to guide us save its address.

Grateful for this lovely little place, the boys unload Pearl, bringing in suitcases and food. Our Airbnb host Shawn acquired a former home for unwed mothers, which he updates as funds allow. The atmosphere is more hostel-like than anywhere we have stayed thus far during our adventure. We have our own bathroom and bedroom but share a kitchen.

Shawn takes in “strays,” much as Bear accuses me of doing. He gives second chances to people down and out, provided that they wish to go to seminary in Lubbock, a city with numerous evangelical Christian religious schools.


Working together (Shawn, his protégé John, Bear, Bloodroot and I) we create a yummy communal dinner. I chop vegetables as my contribution to the stir fry. We talk over dinner. The boys clean up. Shawn and John retire to watch TV, sinful or not, while we head for bed.