Dramatis Personae

Dramatis Personae:

Keith, or Bear, a 61 year old male

Jody, or Beaver, a 57 year old crippled female

Bloodroot, or Goat, our 27 year old son

Bird, our collapsible manual wheelchair

Tinky-Winky, my walker

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Wednesday, October 7, 2015 Gaudί-Sagrada Familia & La Pedrera

Keith begins the day by working on Bird the wheelchair. I have finally named her. I like the name Bird as she helps me fly about, with Keith’s assistance, of course. I am concerned, while I watch Keith working on her, that I may have finally named her at what could be the end of her life. Keith says, “No Way!” Bird began making strange noises in her left wheel yesterday. Keith takes her apart and reassembles her. She seems as good as new. He claims she’s had a hard time squeezing in to the stupid small elevator here and deems his slamming her up each and every stair at Montjuic irrelevant. I disagree, but why be married unless you can argue about completely silly things?

Keith, ever an industrious bear, decides to do laundry. He experiments first on the towels. Naturally we have yet another washing machine we don’t understand. This European contraption lacks instructions in Catalan or Spanish. We fail to even decipher “off” and “on”. Perhaps we must seek divine intervention, praying to St. James (Santiago) of Compestela (of the stars) then twitching about ere he grants us laundry revelation. Soldiering on, without guidance, Bear loads the washer with towels, then pushes some buttons randomly inducing spin and water. Success!

We eat a leisurely but hearty breakfast of ham, eggs and bread. We roll over to Sagrada Familia, Gaudί’s church, which we have seen nightly from our terrace. Brandishing our 10AM tickets, we enter the massive edifice. The grandeur inside stills even my waggling beaver tongue. I feel as though I am entering a stone sacred forest. Like the Dalί Museum, everywhere I look I see something new. Keith takes lots of pictures. We roll all through the building and also all around the construction.

Gaudί, a master of light and color, used stained glass to turn the interior of his creation different hues as the sun proceeds on her daily ethereal cycle. When we arrive, still somewhat early, the clear morning sky suffuses light blue throughout the sanctuary. Set against the creamy white of towers and arches we gaze past the tints into a giant seashell. Somehow, as opposed to an everyday cathedral, the Sagrada Familia appears more organic: bivalve inspiration, light bouncing into a thousand pleasing places, crowned by a central stone copse stretching up to a ridiculous yet natural height. The proportions please the human mind in a way other cathedrals, despite their mathematical precision, simply can’t. Privileged to enter a heavenly world full of dazzling glory, we watch the slowly shifting sunshine illuminate various parts of the church, dancing to Gaudί’s artistry.

The overwhelming monolith, not constructed on a human scale, intends instead to guide one’s contemplation of a deity. Everything is monumental, incredibly beautiful, strong and moving. Like God? Any religious meaning is naturally lost on us. But if this is how heaven looks, we want to go!

Gaudί, unwaveringly Catholic, believed he would finish the cathedral in his lifetime. Unfortunately, trusting too much in God and not paying sufficient attention to his surroundings, he didn’t see the street tram that hit him. Dying shortly thereafter in 1926, he left his masterpiece unfinished. Locals attempting beatification pass out flyers; we accept one.

Today, three giant mechanical cranes surround the structure, each used in completing a different tower. The cranes feature prominently in every exterior photo you take of Sagrada Familia. Although the Catholic Church posits a completion date of 2026, we doubt that this cathedral will be finished in our lifetimes (and we plan to live past 2026)!

After touring the church, we visit the museum downstairs dedicated to the building’s history. A 1936 fire damaged or destroyed much of Gaudί’s original models and work. I wonder about the time meshing with the Spanish Civil War. Construction ceased on the edifice in 1956, resuming in 1976, shortly after Franco’s death, coincidence? All I only know with certainty is that Franco abhorred the Catalans. I spend a good deal of time researching my theories on the internet. I find no support for my ideas so I will just toss them out there as conjectures.

We rush out to catch La Pedrera, Gaudί’s apartment building. We haven’t time for lunch before our 2PM timeslot arrives. We join the short line outside this construction a wee bit early. The workers allow us entry since they have not yet exceeded capacity. Due to our arrival in Bird the wheelchair, we enter through the huge front gates not unlocked for much of anyone. Entering this way deposits us in the courtyard. Bear thinks that at one time, the apartment dwellers may have driven their cars in through this gate or been deposited by their chauffeurs in this very same patio. In the square, we look up to the sky, seeing apartments as they rise six stories. (Regular tourists enter through the gift shop on the right.)




At the height of his artistic and architectural power, Gaudί designed a house and apartment building for the Mila family, La Pedrera. The family would live in splendor while collecting rents from the other tenants of the apartment building. Famously creative and curvy, the building initially attracted few tenants. People expressed irritation that their pricey angular wardrobes and desks didn’t fit snugly against the sinuous walls. Slowly, La Pedrera became the place to live and a smashing success. Observing and reading into later history, we surmise that something went wrong somewhere. In the 1980s, a real estate conglomerate owned La Pedrera, generally making a big mess of things. But in 1984, (intriguingly at the time of the savings and loan implosion), the real estate firm apparently collapsed too. More internet research reveals no support for any inclusion of the real estate firm in the S&L debacle, but I still like my speculations. Currently a preservation trust owns the property and has returned it to its original glory.

We take the elevator up to the roof. The roof waves, undulating, aesthetically matching the building beneath. Gaudί considered a building’s attic to be its hat and the roof its umbrella, both vital to health. The roof, sunny and hot, provides little accessibility and thus little I can see. Keith disappears after parking me in the sun where I slowly begin to broil. Left alone, I ask a kindly guard to move me into the shade, which she does.

Keith explores the roof, which he finds to be the most interesting part of the building. Believing that things should be both functional and beautiful, Gaudi cemented broken shards of pottery and broken champagne bottles into everything sprouting from the roof. They glow and shine different colors in the sunshine. Using this technique, he created ventilation shafts, stairwells, chimneys looking almost like men on a chessboard, each unique. One chimney has an arch on the side. Peering through the arch you see Sagrada Familia framed perfectly. Gaudί succeeded in creating a beautiful yet functional rooftop.

I am reminded of the earth-ships we saw in New Mexico ─ eco-friendly dome houses made of clay and employing the same bottle shards as windows technique. I now realize that the hippies copied Gaudί.  I wonder whom amongst the New Mexico hippies had the money to visit Spain. Perhaps trust-fund babies amusing themselves with architecture? I shouldn’t be so snarky yet I doubt the hippies developed the same ideas independently. Gaudί, of course, came first.

The Bear explores the entire roof but finds no berries. He returns, grappling with life’s futility. We ride the elevator down to the attic, the building’s hat. Gaudί originally intended the attic to serve as a communal spot for laundry. During its tenure, the aforementioned evil real estate consortium cut the attic up into apartments. Could anything ever outweigh the importance of ephemeral profits? When the preservation trust took over, they dismantled the bogus apartments, returning the attic to its original state, sans laundry. We dally, wandering, enjoying a museum set up in this massive space. Halfway through our explorations workers arrive, surrounding us in great agitation. Claiming the need for immediate evacuation, they throw us all out of the building. “You can come back tomorrow!” they say. English language skills disappear when we ask why. (We discover the reason tomorrow. You’ll have to keep reading to learn the answer.)

We go to lunch or an early dinner. We find a delightful small restaurant in the neighborhood.  We are not cooking much. Translation: Keith is not cooking much. We make our breakfast every day as we find going out for breakfast such a colossal a waste of time. We have been eating lunch and dinner out, giving Keith a well-deserved break. The tapas have become pretty repetitive. All eateries seem to have the exact same tapas, although better restaurants have better tasting tapas. At this restaurant, savoring variety, Keith orders some pasta he loves. We walk home, not needing the Metro, arriving in perfect time, right before the skies open and the rain pours down.

We watch it rain for a few hours. The weather prophets declared absolutely no possibility of rain today. I‘m jealous as I’ve never been able to find a job where you can always be wrong and yet remain employed. (Should I change my name to Trump and run for president?) The depressed Bear wants to go out again. Keith runs to the door again and again declaring that the rain has stopped, but the sky defeats him each time. He claims he endorses optimism. Earlier today he saw some shoes he wanted. (We rushed by them to see Gaudί’s marvels.) Thus his insistence that the rain has stopped despite reality descending, clouding his hopes, whenever we open the patio door.

The washing machine is still running.

I climb into Bird so Keith can roll me out onto the terrace of our Airbnb. In the distance, we see Sagrada Familia lit up at night. We recall the sacred space we entered earlier today but now see only a beautiful building shimmering in the wet night. Perhaps if we lacked electricity, the church would retain its magic throughout the hours of darkness.

Returning to the here and now, Keith insists that the precipitation has ceased. He tells me I hallucinate the cold rain hitting my feet when I stick them out beyond the terrace roof.


Keith desperately wants to go out again. Finally, around eight or so, the rain does stop. Keith runs out to buy his prize shoes. I make a meal of the ham and bread from the fridge and Skype Bloodroot. Unfortunately, by this time the store has closed, dashing Bear’s sartorial dreams. The poor dude never gets his shoes.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Tuesday, October 6, 2015 Montjuic

Today we ride the funicular up to the top of Montjuic, or mountain of the Jews. “Why is it the mountain of the Jews?” asks the Bear. (Per later internet research, the Jewish community once lived there.) Bear also asks me the time repeatedly. I have no watch and no idea whatsoever. I do however have a cellphone which takes five minutes at least to remove from my money belt, by which time he no longer cares what time it is or was.

We take the purple Metro line down to Paral-lel and then the funicular up to the top of the mountain, really a hill overlooking Barcelona. The Metro system includes the funicular in the cost of one ride. Unfortunately, at the base of the hill, neither of us sees the clearly marked handicap sign pointing to the top funicular car. We enter the bottom car. The funicular comes to a halt at the top of the mountain, where we discover our mistake. Twenty steps lie between us and the exit. Had we taken the correct top car, we would exit above the stairs. After some debate, we decide to try the stairs, about four feet wide each. Keith grabs me and Bird and bounces us up twenty long steps slamming us with down a hard bang after each step. Looking back, hindsight being 20-20, we should’ve ridden the funicular down, entered the correct car, and ridden back up. Poor Bird! Poor Bear!! Poor me! I think this marks the beginning of our problems with Bird (the strange noises emanating from her left wheel) although Keith insists her problems stem from being stuffed into the minute elevator in the apartment building. We hope she survives until we can repair her in the States (two more weeks!).

Bear working hard and me grasping Bird for dear life, we achieve the summit. After breathing heavily, recovering from the stairs, we give a cheer as we enter the Miró Museum, earning the second stamp in our Articket BCN books. I like the first part of this museum because in his youth, Miró paints with colors and I like color. Miró fills the second part of the museum with his dull grey statues, bearing no color whatsoever, over and over and over again. I once again see Miró repeating himself, just as in the horrid exhibit we saw at the DAM (Denver Art Museum). Ugh! The more Miró I see, the less I like him.

I point at the endless identical attempts at art, note that we have much to see today, and subtly hint, doing my best to avoid being too passive aggressive, that I think we should move on. I fail as Bear derisively ignores my suggestion. “Bad wife!” he hisses. Thankfully, surrounded by an endless sea of boring, repetitive, cement colored objets d’art, Bear soon reaches the same conclusion allowing us to we escape.

On to the Catalan Art Museum and our third Articket BCN stamp! This museum displays tons of art created by various Catalans through the centuries. On the ground floor, we find wonderful frescoes from local churches that otherwise would have been stolen. The museum carefully re-creates the arches of the original churches and reinstalls the frescoes exactly in the same places they would have held in their long dismantled churches. The frescos depict medieval white people looking much the same as us, with large expressive faces. Keith likes this, enjoying the paintings with gold clothing and gold-leaf on the wood panels, calling him with their luminous three-dimensional flair. The gold on the panels and also the gold thread in the saints’ clothing, halos and crowns lights them with an otherworldly glow. We think about how precious gold would have been eight hundred years ago and how the common people gave the most precious thing they had to the church to decorate Jesus and the saints. As much we intensely dislike religious art, we have to admit that we enjoyed this, mostly because it was different. For my part I liked that they saved old churches from art collectors and other scalawags and put the unique frescoes in a museum where we all can see them.

Venturing upstairs, we find the most charming restaurant, empty at 13:30, far too early for lunch. Real people don’t eat lunch this close to noon! Our amazing food will grace my life forever. I eat a beet salad with pine nuts, while Keith slowly devours a pumpkin soup with veal gnocchis. Outside, a band plays Catalan music, completing our stellar dining experience, the only time in Barcelona that we hear Catalan music. The restaurant’s open windows allow a great view of the city as we perch up on the hill.

Sated with our wonderful lunch, we explore the second floor of the museum. We march through Catalan modernism. We see rooms of Impressionism by Catalan artists, people I’ve never heard of. I so enjoy breaking out of the Monet, Sisley, Manet, Degas, Renoir circle. And joy of joys, the museum has couches! We indulge in a lovely twenty minute nap. We see one famous painting, a Picasso or a Miró, followed by ten unknown Catalans. We thoroughly enjoy stepping through modern Catalan history, again because we’re seeing things we’ve never seen before.

Late afternoon, we walk down the hill choosing the road that avoids the “fucking steps” which seem to be chasing us. I have nightmares about stairs and broken ascensores. Passing the magic fountains, we visit the Mies van der Rohe pavilion. In 1929, Barcelona hosted the world expo, including a modernism exhibit, later torn down. In the 1980s, realizing what a gem they had destroyed, Barcelona painstakingly reconstructed the entire Mies van der Rohe pavilion from glass, steel and marble, replicating the original. A reconstructed sculpture defies the pavilion’s rigid geometric angles, reflected a million times in the glass, marble and water.  Some of the men in my life (Bear and Dave the architect) consider van der Rohe to be the father of architectural modernism. After paying due homage to one of the gods of architecture (I still love the Scottish Rennie Mackintosh) we note the pavilion’s iconic furniture, still manufactured today.

We finish walking down the mountain of the Jews in the dark. We reenter the Metro at Espanya, riding home on the red line to Navas.