Dramatis Personae

Dramatis Personae:

Keith, or Bear, a 61 year old male

Jody, or Beaver, a 57 year old crippled female

Bloodroot, or Goat, our 27 year old son

Bird, our collapsible manual wheelchair

Tinky-Winky, my walker

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Wednesday, October 7, 2015 Gaudί-Sagrada Familia & La Pedrera

Keith begins the day by working on Bird the wheelchair. I have finally named her. I like the name Bird as she helps me fly about, with Keith’s assistance, of course. I am concerned, while I watch Keith working on her, that I may have finally named her at what could be the end of her life. Keith says, “No Way!” Bird began making strange noises in her left wheel yesterday. Keith takes her apart and reassembles her. She seems as good as new. He claims she’s had a hard time squeezing in to the stupid small elevator here and deems his slamming her up each and every stair at Montjuic irrelevant. I disagree, but why be married unless you can argue about completely silly things?

Keith, ever an industrious bear, decides to do laundry. He experiments first on the towels. Naturally we have yet another washing machine we don’t understand. This European contraption lacks instructions in Catalan or Spanish. We fail to even decipher “off” and “on”. Perhaps we must seek divine intervention, praying to St. James (Santiago) of Compestela (of the stars) then twitching about ere he grants us laundry revelation. Soldiering on, without guidance, Bear loads the washer with towels, then pushes some buttons randomly inducing spin and water. Success!

We eat a leisurely but hearty breakfast of ham, eggs and bread. We roll over to Sagrada Familia, Gaudί’s church, which we have seen nightly from our terrace. Brandishing our 10AM tickets, we enter the massive edifice. The grandeur inside stills even my waggling beaver tongue. I feel as though I am entering a stone sacred forest. Like the Dalί Museum, everywhere I look I see something new. Keith takes lots of pictures. We roll all through the building and also all around the construction.

Gaudί, a master of light and color, used stained glass to turn the interior of his creation different hues as the sun proceeds on her daily ethereal cycle. When we arrive, still somewhat early, the clear morning sky suffuses light blue throughout the sanctuary. Set against the creamy white of towers and arches we gaze past the tints into a giant seashell. Somehow, as opposed to an everyday cathedral, the Sagrada Familia appears more organic: bivalve inspiration, light bouncing into a thousand pleasing places, crowned by a central stone copse stretching up to a ridiculous yet natural height. The proportions please the human mind in a way other cathedrals, despite their mathematical precision, simply can’t. Privileged to enter a heavenly world full of dazzling glory, we watch the slowly shifting sunshine illuminate various parts of the church, dancing to Gaudί’s artistry.

The overwhelming monolith, not constructed on a human scale, intends instead to guide one’s contemplation of a deity. Everything is monumental, incredibly beautiful, strong and moving. Like God? Any religious meaning is naturally lost on us. But if this is how heaven looks, we want to go!

Gaudί, unwaveringly Catholic, believed he would finish the cathedral in his lifetime. Unfortunately, trusting too much in God and not paying sufficient attention to his surroundings, he didn’t see the street tram that hit him. Dying shortly thereafter in 1926, he left his masterpiece unfinished. Locals attempting beatification pass out flyers; we accept one.

Today, three giant mechanical cranes surround the structure, each used in completing a different tower. The cranes feature prominently in every exterior photo you take of Sagrada Familia. Although the Catholic Church posits a completion date of 2026, we doubt that this cathedral will be finished in our lifetimes (and we plan to live past 2026)!

After touring the church, we visit the museum downstairs dedicated to the building’s history. A 1936 fire damaged or destroyed much of Gaudί’s original models and work. I wonder about the time meshing with the Spanish Civil War. Construction ceased on the edifice in 1956, resuming in 1976, shortly after Franco’s death, coincidence? All I only know with certainty is that Franco abhorred the Catalans. I spend a good deal of time researching my theories on the internet. I find no support for my ideas so I will just toss them out there as conjectures.

We rush out to catch La Pedrera, Gaudί’s apartment building. We haven’t time for lunch before our 2PM timeslot arrives. We join the short line outside this construction a wee bit early. The workers allow us entry since they have not yet exceeded capacity. Due to our arrival in Bird the wheelchair, we enter through the huge front gates not unlocked for much of anyone. Entering this way deposits us in the courtyard. Bear thinks that at one time, the apartment dwellers may have driven their cars in through this gate or been deposited by their chauffeurs in this very same patio. In the square, we look up to the sky, seeing apartments as they rise six stories. (Regular tourists enter through the gift shop on the right.)




At the height of his artistic and architectural power, Gaudί designed a house and apartment building for the Mila family, La Pedrera. The family would live in splendor while collecting rents from the other tenants of the apartment building. Famously creative and curvy, the building initially attracted few tenants. People expressed irritation that their pricey angular wardrobes and desks didn’t fit snugly against the sinuous walls. Slowly, La Pedrera became the place to live and a smashing success. Observing and reading into later history, we surmise that something went wrong somewhere. In the 1980s, a real estate conglomerate owned La Pedrera, generally making a big mess of things. But in 1984, (intriguingly at the time of the savings and loan implosion), the real estate firm apparently collapsed too. More internet research reveals no support for any inclusion of the real estate firm in the S&L debacle, but I still like my speculations. Currently a preservation trust owns the property and has returned it to its original glory.

We take the elevator up to the roof. The roof waves, undulating, aesthetically matching the building beneath. Gaudί considered a building’s attic to be its hat and the roof its umbrella, both vital to health. The roof, sunny and hot, provides little accessibility and thus little I can see. Keith disappears after parking me in the sun where I slowly begin to broil. Left alone, I ask a kindly guard to move me into the shade, which she does.

Keith explores the roof, which he finds to be the most interesting part of the building. Believing that things should be both functional and beautiful, Gaudi cemented broken shards of pottery and broken champagne bottles into everything sprouting from the roof. They glow and shine different colors in the sunshine. Using this technique, he created ventilation shafts, stairwells, chimneys looking almost like men on a chessboard, each unique. One chimney has an arch on the side. Peering through the arch you see Sagrada Familia framed perfectly. Gaudί succeeded in creating a beautiful yet functional rooftop.

I am reminded of the earth-ships we saw in New Mexico ─ eco-friendly dome houses made of clay and employing the same bottle shards as windows technique. I now realize that the hippies copied Gaudί.  I wonder whom amongst the New Mexico hippies had the money to visit Spain. Perhaps trust-fund babies amusing themselves with architecture? I shouldn’t be so snarky yet I doubt the hippies developed the same ideas independently. Gaudί, of course, came first.

The Bear explores the entire roof but finds no berries. He returns, grappling with life’s futility. We ride the elevator down to the attic, the building’s hat. Gaudί originally intended the attic to serve as a communal spot for laundry. During its tenure, the aforementioned evil real estate consortium cut the attic up into apartments. Could anything ever outweigh the importance of ephemeral profits? When the preservation trust took over, they dismantled the bogus apartments, returning the attic to its original state, sans laundry. We dally, wandering, enjoying a museum set up in this massive space. Halfway through our explorations workers arrive, surrounding us in great agitation. Claiming the need for immediate evacuation, they throw us all out of the building. “You can come back tomorrow!” they say. English language skills disappear when we ask why. (We discover the reason tomorrow. You’ll have to keep reading to learn the answer.)

We go to lunch or an early dinner. We find a delightful small restaurant in the neighborhood.  We are not cooking much. Translation: Keith is not cooking much. We make our breakfast every day as we find going out for breakfast such a colossal a waste of time. We have been eating lunch and dinner out, giving Keith a well-deserved break. The tapas have become pretty repetitive. All eateries seem to have the exact same tapas, although better restaurants have better tasting tapas. At this restaurant, savoring variety, Keith orders some pasta he loves. We walk home, not needing the Metro, arriving in perfect time, right before the skies open and the rain pours down.

We watch it rain for a few hours. The weather prophets declared absolutely no possibility of rain today. I‘m jealous as I’ve never been able to find a job where you can always be wrong and yet remain employed. (Should I change my name to Trump and run for president?) The depressed Bear wants to go out again. Keith runs to the door again and again declaring that the rain has stopped, but the sky defeats him each time. He claims he endorses optimism. Earlier today he saw some shoes he wanted. (We rushed by them to see Gaudί’s marvels.) Thus his insistence that the rain has stopped despite reality descending, clouding his hopes, whenever we open the patio door.

The washing machine is still running.

I climb into Bird so Keith can roll me out onto the terrace of our Airbnb. In the distance, we see Sagrada Familia lit up at night. We recall the sacred space we entered earlier today but now see only a beautiful building shimmering in the wet night. Perhaps if we lacked electricity, the church would retain its magic throughout the hours of darkness.

Returning to the here and now, Keith insists that the precipitation has ceased. He tells me I hallucinate the cold rain hitting my feet when I stick them out beyond the terrace roof.


Keith desperately wants to go out again. Finally, around eight or so, the rain does stop. Keith runs out to buy his prize shoes. I make a meal of the ham and bread from the fridge and Skype Bloodroot. Unfortunately, by this time the store has closed, dashing Bear’s sartorial dreams. The poor dude never gets his shoes.

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